im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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