Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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