Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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