what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Randomize
