I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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