If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Help. Why am I so naked?
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