Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
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