so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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