Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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