I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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