Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Found your dick twin last night
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I want a musical about memes.
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