He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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