Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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