dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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