I like my sex mixed with concussions.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
they're like a gay fantastic four
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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