You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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