what if I'm pregnant?
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im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
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