Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Randomize
