You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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