You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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