We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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