im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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