a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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