She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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