honey bunches of taint.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
This show inspires me to have sex in space
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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