I hate your face
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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