I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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