What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
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