Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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