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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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