he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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