It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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