ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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