Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
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