There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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