Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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