And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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