Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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