We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
