doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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