i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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