Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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