You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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