I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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