Is it normal to miss your booty call?
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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