Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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