their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
If that was your dad, he is hot
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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