How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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