I'm laying in your front yard are you home
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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