Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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