I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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